4 posts tagged “lulz”
The Meth Lab King
for King and Tweaker Chorus
(sung to the tune of the Pirate King aria from The Pirates of Penzance)
KING: Oh better far to live and die
Under the crystal flag I fly
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a meth lab head and a meth lab heart
Away to the cheating world go you
Where druggies all are well-to-do
But I'll be true to the song I sing
And live and die a meth lab king!
For I am a Meth Lab King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Meth Lab King!
For I am a Meth Lab King!
CHORUS: You are!
Hurrah for our Meth Lab King!
KING: And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Meth Lab King.
CHORUS: It is!
Hurrah for our Meth Lab King!
KING & CHORUS: Hurrah for the Meth Lab King!
KING: When I sally forth to sell my 'phet
A bleak addiction's what they get.
I ruin a few more lives, it’s true,
Than a drug trade monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a first-class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do
For I am a Meth Lab King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Meth Lab King!
For I am a Meth Lab King!
CHORUS: You are!
Hurrah for our Meth Lab King!
KING: And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Meth Lab King.
CHORUS: It is!
Hurrah for our Meth Lab King!
KING & CHORUS: Hurrah for the Meth Lab King!
(Yes, I know I'm going to hell. The special kind, with the child molesters and people who talk in theaters. This is probably what I'm going to perform for them onstage.)
But here's some funny!
If there's one thing I hate, it's the rampant retouching of models in magazines. Imagine my chagrin to discover what they'd done to Josh in a recent fragrance ad. I had to respond with a 'de-shopping'...
Yes, this meme has become the two-day leftovers of the internets, but it still warms the cockles of my geeky little heart.
An old one:
And one I came up with today:
